1 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:17,517 [spectators cheering] 2 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,811 All right, ladies and gentlemen, 3 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:23,314 this is the moment we've been waiting for. The presenta-- 4 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:24,691 [inaudible conversation] 5 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:27,193 Daniel LaRusso's gonna fight? 6 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:30,864 -Daniel LaRusso's gonna fight! -[audience cheers] 7 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:34,242 Now, isn't this what it's all about, folks? 8 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:41,166 [boy 1] Come on, Daniel! Come on, Daniel! 9 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:44,127 -[Johnny grunts] -[audience cheers] 10 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,795 -Fight! -[Johnny] Hyah! 11 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:52,969 [man 1] Come on, Daniel! Get him! 12 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:54,846 [spectators cheer] 13 00:00:54,929 --> 00:00:56,306 [referee] Turn. Kneel. 14 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,558 [man 2] Hey, Johnny, you're a cream puff! 15 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,186 Sweep the leg. 16 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,147 You have a problem with that? 17 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,150 No, Sensei. 18 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:08,735 No mercy. 19 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,407 [boy 1] All right, two points! 20 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,202 That's two points, LaRusso. Lawrence, nothing. 21 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:18,703 Ready? Fight! 22 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:20,205 [Johnny] Hyah! Hyah! 23 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:21,831 [referee] One point, Lawrence! 24 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:23,875 [Johnny] Hyah! 25 00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:26,920 Hyah! 26 00:01:27,003 --> 00:01:28,713 [official] Point, Lawrence. 2-2. 27 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:30,215 -Hyah! -[spectators booing] 28 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:32,967 [boy 2] Get him a body bag! Yeah! 29 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:35,637 -[referee] Illegal contact to the knee. -[boy 2] Finish him, Johnny! 30 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:38,723 [announcer] Whoever wins the next point will be our new champion! 31 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:41,893 You finish him, Johnny! Finish him! 32 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:44,562 [grunts] 33 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:47,482 [distorted clamoring, cheering] 34 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,986 [announcer] The new champion, 35 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:55,615 Daniel LaRusso! 36 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:04,541 [cheering fades] 37 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:26,980 [alarm buzzes] 38 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,069 [sighs] 39 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:46,207 [grunts] 40 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:03,183 [sizzling] 41 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:10,899 [grunts] 42 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:17,071 [men grunting, screaming] 43 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:20,450 [grunting, screaming continues] 44 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,035 [gunfire on TV] 45 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,497 [door closes] 46 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:33,838 Hey, I'm Miguel. My family and I just moved into 109. 47 00:03:34,505 --> 00:03:35,882 Great. More immigrants. 48 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,760 Actually, we're from Riverside. 49 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:41,804 I was wondering if you were having trouble with your water pressure, 50 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,848 'cause I know our sink's being weird right now and… 51 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,475 Oh, bottles go in the blue bins. 52 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,268 Listen, menudo, 53 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,313 I've lived in this shithole for over ten years. 54 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:52,357 The pipe's don't work. The fountain's full of piss. 55 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,943 The only good thing here is that I don't have to talk to anybody. 56 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,194 So nice knowing you. 57 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:59,864 OK, well... 58 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:02,533 have a nice day... 59 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,577 -[car door squeals loudly] -...I guess. 60 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:10,291 [rock music plays] 61 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,377 [engine revs loudly] 62 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,379 [tires screeching] 63 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,515 [Johnny] You've got to be kidding me. 64 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:26,933 Not another one. 65 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:28,601 ♪ Ha ha, yeah! ♪ 66 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,358 [volume increases] 67 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,239 ♪ Now listen ♪ 68 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:44,242 ♪ Not a dime I can't pay my rent ♪ 69 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:47,245 ♪ I can barely make it through the week ♪ 70 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:51,833 ♪ I'm always workin' Slavin' every day ♪ 71 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:53,543 ♪ Gotta get a break ♪ 72 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:55,795 ♪ From that same old, same old… ♪ 73 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:56,754 Hey. 74 00:04:58,840 --> 00:04:59,841 [woman] Creep. 75 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:02,552 ♪ This is what I say ♪ 76 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:06,306 ♪ Don't need nothin' but a good time ♪ 77 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:10,018 ♪ How can I resist ♪ 78 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:13,354 ♪ Ain't lookin' for nothin' But a good time… ♪ 79 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:14,397 Sick. 80 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,649 [kids giggling] 81 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,735 -Hey! -[kid] Gotcha. 82 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,278 ♪ You see I  ♪ 83 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:23,156 ♪ I raise a toast to all of us ♪ 84 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:26,826 ♪ Who are breakin' our backs every day ♪ 85 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:30,830 ♪ If wantin' the good life Is such a crime ♪ 86 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:34,125 ♪ Lord, then put me away, yeah ♪ 87 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:38,171 ♪ Don't need nothin' but a good time ♪ 88 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,674 ♪ How can I resist? ♪ 89 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,718 ♪ Ain't lookin' for nothin' ♪ 90 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:45,678 ♪ But a good time ♪ 91 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:49,182 ♪ And it don't get better than this ♪ 92 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:51,225 ♪ It don't get better, baby ♪ 93 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:53,394 [music ends] 94 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,063 [woman] Whoa, whoa, whoa. 95 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:57,607 -What the hell is this? -Don't worry, it'll be level. 96 00:05:57,690 --> 00:05:58,775 I'm just lining it up. 97 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:02,779 You put it on the wrong wall! I said the wall across from the door. 98 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:09,494 -This is the wall across from the door. -Not that door, idiot. The door. 99 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:12,955 Just move the TV. I have company coming over. 100 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:17,168 Hold on. I'll have to fill the holes, remeasure, match the paint. 101 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:19,087 It'll take an hour to get to the hardware store. 102 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,254 That's not my problem. 103 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:22,840 I'm not the dummy who put the TV on, literally, 104 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:24,842 the only wall in the house that a TV would not go. 105 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,386 Why can't a TV go on this… 106 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:32,433 Look, I'll come first thing in the morning and put it just the way you want it. 107 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:33,643 I just can't do it now. 108 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:36,854 That's just great. Not bad enough you took a shit in my powder room. 109 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,899 -You said that's where I should go. -I didn't know you'd take a shit! 110 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:42,610 OK, we'll figure this out, all right? 111 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:43,945 Just quit bitching at me. 112 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,823 What did you just call me? 113 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:50,284 No, no, no! I didn't call her a bitch. 114 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,203 I said she was bitching at me. 115 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:53,621 There's a difference. 116 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:56,833 You're firing me because of that bitch? 117 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:00,545 You know what? I hated this damn job anyway. 118 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:02,630 You better pay me what you owe me, Mike. 119 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:04,632 Mike? 120 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:08,845 [sighs] 121 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,264 [man on radio] Banzai! 122 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:13,808 [chuckles] I'm Daniel LaRusso. 123 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:16,686 And at LaRusso Auto, we kick the competi-- 124 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,815 [upbeat music plays] 125 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:32,326 That one. 126 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,582 Aren't you gonna wear gloves? 127 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:40,877 [in Spanish] Where's the Pepto Bismol? 128 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,211 [in Spanish] Over there. 129 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,923 Can you put that on a plate? 130 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:49,093 [clattering] 131 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,975 [in English] My grandma's not feeling well. 132 00:07:56,058 --> 00:07:59,145 Didn't ask. C'mon, what's Spanish for "Just give me my damn slice"? 133 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:01,814 [in Spanish] Fucking idiot. 134 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,108 He probably has a little dick. [laughs] 135 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,486 [in English] What did you just say? 136 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:08,571 -What did he say? -You don't wanna know. 137 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:13,284 -I know it's something bad. Just tell me. -Uh, he said you have a tiny… 138 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:16,370 He said I have a tiny wang? 139 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:19,081 Tell him he has a tiny wang. 140 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,626 -[in English] I speak English, asshole. -Oh really? 141 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:28,591 -[door chimes] -[hip-hop music plays] 142 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:30,092 [boy 1] Whoo! 143 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,511 [boys laughing] 144 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:35,139 Yo, Brucks, get the light beer this time. Gotta cut weight for the meet. 145 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:37,016 -Hundo P, son! -[boy 2] Damn right. 146 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:37,934 [Brucks] Whoo! 147 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,729 [boy 3] Man, you should get some condoms too. 148 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:43,940 [Johnny] Pssht. 149 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,034 Finish up and then beat it! 150 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,663 -Excuse me? -[woman] This is my mart. 151 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,791 You ain't hustling no coin at my mart. 152 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:02,959 I'm not hustling. 153 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:04,460 I'm not homeless! 154 00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:06,420 That's my car. 155 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,882 [boy 2] What the hell are you doing? Why you gotta blow up my spot? 156 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,926 -[Miguel] Dude, I-- -He thought we were in college. 157 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:14,220 [Miguel] I didn't know you were trying to buy beer. Sorry. 158 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:16,514 -[Miguel grunts] -[boys laughing] 159 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:19,267 -[Brucks] Yes, let's go. -[boy 3] What the hell are you doing? 160 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:22,186 -Ooh, what do we got here? -[boy 4] What do you got? Pepto. 161 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,855 [boy 3] Oh shit. Someone has frickin' diarrhea! 162 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,315 [boys laughing] 163 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,526 [Brucks] Hey, we should call him 'Rhea. 164 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:31,237 Give it back, dude. It's for my grandma! 165 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:34,448 [boy 2] Oh, it's for your grandma? Shit, I'm sorry, man. 166 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:37,159 Hey, you want it? Hey, you can take all that shit. 167 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:40,037 -Take that! Yeah. -[boys laughing] 168 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:42,623 Bitch. 169 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:44,333 Asshole. 170 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,919 -[Brucks] Ooh! -[boy 2] What'd you say, 'Rhea? 171 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,213 I… I didn't say anything. 172 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:51,674 [boy 4] That's brute, Ky. 173 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:53,426 [boy 3] Yeah. Or what? 174 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:55,970 -[Ky] You crying? Where you going, pussy? -[Miguel groans] 175 00:09:56,053 --> 00:09:57,680 -[boys snicker] -[Johnny] Hey! 176 00:09:58,514 --> 00:09:59,765 Watch the car, man. 177 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,017 Who's this dude? 178 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,519 -Just leave the dork alone. -[Ky] What? 179 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:07,356 You see this guy? Eating his dinner at the mini-mart like a bum. 180 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,067 -[boys laugh] -[Ky] Wait, I think I know this guy. 181 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,528 He's the jerk-off that cleaned my dad's septic tank. 182 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,904 [Brucks] Oh! 183 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,449 That explains why he smells like shit. 184 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:19,410 Trust me, you are pissing off the wrong guy on the wrong day, all right? 185 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:20,536 -[Ky] Really? -Yeah, really. 186 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,204 Get the hell out of here, loser. 187 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,081 [boys laugh] 188 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,337 [boys] Oh! 189 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:30,546 Aah! 190 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,466 Let's get him. 191 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,676 [grunting, groaning] 192 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,305 [Ky yells, grunts] 193 00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:42,350 [Brucks roars] 194 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,520 [Brucks] Get off me! 195 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,105 [Brucks groans] 196 00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:51,317 [panting] 197 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,820 -Holy shit. How did you-- -[Ky roars] 198 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,406 -[Ky grunts] -[Johnny groans] 199 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:02,078 What's the matter? Having trouble breathing? 200 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,120 [Johnny] Hyah! 201 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,456 [Kyler groans] 202 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:06,916 Is that all you got, ladies? 203 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:08,000 [Brucks] Come on, Ky. 204 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,543 -Let's go. -[Ky] Get off me! 205 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:13,172 [grunting, groaning] 206 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:18,427 [Ky roars] 207 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:20,680 [police siren wails] 208 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,890 What's the matter? Having trouble breathing? 209 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,141 [cop] Hey, get off the kid! 210 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,477 -[Johnny screams] -[Miguel] Hey! It's not his fault! 211 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,520 [Johnny grunts] 212 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,201 [moans] 213 00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:55,339 [Johnny groans] 214 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,261 [Miguel] Hey, I just wanted to say thank you. 215 00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:02,054 All right, well, you said it. 216 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,558 So, last night, was that, like, Tae Kwon Do 217 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,435 or jujitsu or MMA or something? 218 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,561 It's karate. 219 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:10,730 Old-school karate. 220 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,775 -Do you think you could teach me? -What? No. 221 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:18,195 Come on. When school starts, those guys will make my life miserable. 222 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,780 It's not my problem. 223 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,992 Look, if I just knew a little bit of what you knew, then I would be-- 224 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:23,951 Forget it. 225 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:27,455 I don't do karate anymore, all right? Besides, I need to find a job. 226 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,040 Well, you could open your own karate school. 227 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,501 -It's called a dojo. -You could open your own dojo. 228 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,295 Look, I'm not getting into this with you. 229 00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:36,797 I'm not even sure I'm allowed to be around kids right now. 230 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,426 All right, you want my advice? Stop being so annoying. 231 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:42,845 Maybe you'll stop getting your ass kicked. 232 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:45,514 OK. 233 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:49,435 [woman on TV] ...and have a life before I pass away. 234 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:51,270 Any help Chuck can give her, we'd appreciate. 235 00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:52,354 You got Encore? 236 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,940 Yes, ma'am. That's correct, Your Honor. 237 00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:56,150 Who the hell are you? 238 00:12:56,650 --> 00:13:00,946 You know those little red stickers that say "further reduced"? 239 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,782 That means "spoiled." 240 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,074 You know that, right? 241 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,744 You're eating bad meat, boy. 242 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,829 What the are you doing in my apartment, Sid? 243 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,748 Oh, that's some "thank you." 244 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,293 Who do you think bailed you out? Again. 245 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:15,878 I never asked you for anything. 246 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:20,007 I think that little incident at Applebee's 247 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:23,052 would've taught you to keep your hands to yourself. 248 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:26,931 You know... 249 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,184 when I met your mom, 250 00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,604 she really knocked my socks off. 251 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,272 Beautiful. 252 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:37,274 Blonde. 253 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,026 Tan. 254 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:41,862 Tight. 255 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,614 -[groans] -[Sid] Little did I know 256 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:46,617 I'd be taking care of her schmuck kid forever. 257 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:50,246 [Johnny] Yeah, Sid, you were the stepfather of the century. 258 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,581 Well, high praise, 259 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:56,043 coming from a world-class daddy like you. 260 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,381 How old is Robby now, 15, 16? 261 00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:03,968 -When's the last time you saw him? -Just get the hell out of here. 262 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,303 I'll get the hell out when I'm goddamn good and ready! 263 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,638 -[woman] Sid. -[Sid] What? 264 00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:11,058 -Blood pressure! -Keep watching your bullshit judge show, 265 00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,101 will you, Rhonda? 266 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,352 And stay out of this! 267 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,145 Jesus, God. 268 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,691 This is why I'm here. 269 00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:22,570 What's this? 270 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:26,490 You know, I told your mama I'd take care of you always, 271 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,868 but in this case, 272 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:32,162 I think even she would cut me some slack. 273 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,874 I'm buying you out of my life. 274 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,878 I'd rather be homeless than take money from you. 275 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,046 Oh, well, hell. Yeah, OK. 276 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:42,923 Rhonda! 277 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:45,676 Lunchtime! 278 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,053 Call Art's. 279 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,764 See if they got the belly lox. 280 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,391 -[door opens] -[Rhonda sighs] 281 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:55,644 I'd say... 282 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,898 get your life in order, but, uh… 283 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:03,402 at this point, you're like the meat in your fridge. 284 00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:08,449 [Johnny sighs] 285 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:09,909 [door closes] 286 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,287 Chappy! Chappy, where are you? 287 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,872 Just put in that tape. That's an order! 288 00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:17,708 -Nothing you can do about me. -[man 1] Chappy, I want to help you! 289 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:18,792 Where are you? 290 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,502 [Chappy] Climb high, like I told you! 291 00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:25,424 -[alarm buzzing on television] -Doug, I ain't gonna make it. 292 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,845 -[explosion on television] -Chappy! 293 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,600 [afterburner roars] 294 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:40,022 [man on tape] A bunch of things must have gone wrong if you're listening to this. 295 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,692 Whatever happened, I know you must be real scared. 296 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:48,739 Right now, you're probably filled with all the doubts in the world. 297 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,533 But I'm gonna tell you something, Dougie. 298 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:55,245 God doesn't give people things He doesn't want 'em to use. 299 00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,958 And He gave you the touch. 300 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,503 It's a power you have inside of you, 301 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,297 down there where you keep your guts, boy. 302 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:09,677 It's all you need to blast your way in and get back what they took from you. 303 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:11,929 Banzai! 304 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,765 Daniel LaRusso here for LaRusso Auto, 305 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:17,601 bringing you specials on all of our inventory. 306 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:21,355 We have an excess of Jeep Grand Cherokees priced to go. 307 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:22,815 Get a lease for only… 308 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,275 Nah. Make that… 309 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,193 Chop! 310 00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:29,488 Yes, we are chopping prices on all of our Hondas, 311 00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:32,366 Nissans, Acuras, and Audis. 312 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:33,617 [breathes sharply] 313 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:34,535 Hyah! 314 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:38,414 So come visit any of our locations in Tarzana, Woodland Hills, 315 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,332 North Hollywood or Sherman Oaks. 316 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:43,293 And as always, every customer leaves 317 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,838 with their very own bonsai tree. 318 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:50,009 LaRusso Auto Group. We kick the competition. 319 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,845 [soft rock music plays] 320 00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,931 [tires screeching] 321 00:16:58,475 --> 00:16:59,810 [engine revs] 322 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:05,315 [car horn honks] 323 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:12,322 ♪ Daylight, oh! ♪ 324 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,074 [Johnny] Whoo! 325 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,243 -Yeah! -All right! 326 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:18,078 ♪ I don't know if it's real ♪ 327 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,705 ♪ Been a long night ♪ 328 00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,957 ♪ And something ain't right ♪ 329 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,375 ♪ You won't show ♪ 330 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,295 ♪ You won't show how you feel ♪ 331 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,839 ♪ No time ♪ 332 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,258 ♪ Ever seems right ♪ 333 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:35,137 ♪ To talk about the reasons Why you and I fight ♪ 334 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,431 ♪ It's high time ♪ 335 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,350 ♪ To draw the line ♪ 336 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:44,063 ♪ Put an end to this game Before it's too late ♪ 337 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,064 ♪ Head games… ♪ 338 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,356 -[man] Hai! -[students] Hyuh! 339 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,357 -Hai! -Hyuh! 340 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:48,567 -Hai! -Hyuh! 341 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,611 ♪ Head games ♪ 342 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,780 ♪ And I can't take it anymore ♪ 343 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,448 ♪ Head games ♪ 344 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,911 ♪ I don't want to play The head games… ♪ 345 00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,037 [tires screech] 346 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,500 ♪ A daydream ♪ 347 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,335 ♪ For hours it seems ♪ 348 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,504 ♪ I keep thinking of you ♪ 349 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,380 ♪ Yeah thinking of you ♪ 350 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:13,509 ♪ These daydreams ♪ 351 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,010 ♪ What do they mean? ♪ 352 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,137 ♪ They keep haunting me ♪ 353 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,890 ♪ Are they warning me? ♪ 354 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,183 [engine stops] 355 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,491 [Johnny] I got second place. 356 00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,618 [man] Second place is no place! You're off the team! 357 00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:41,787 -[Johnny] That sucks! I did my best. -What did you say? 358 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:44,832 -[Johnny] I said I did my best! -You're nothing! You lost! You're a loser! 359 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,251 -[Johnny] No, you're the loser, man. -Oh, I'm the loser, huh? 360 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:48,627 Yeah. 361 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:53,298 -Now who's the loser? -[Johnny] You know, you're really sick. 362 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,218 -Hey! [Johnny choking] -Hey, come on! 363 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,928 -Hey, what are you doing? -Don't… 364 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,931 How does second place feel now, huh? 365 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,475 -[boy 1] Come on! He can't breathe. -Mind your business! 366 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:04,977 [boy 2] You're gonna kill him! 367 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,812 [boy 1] Sensei, please! You're hurting him! 368 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,565 [man] How does second place feel now, huh? 369 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,567 [crashing loudly] 370 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,861 -[girl gasps] -Oh my God. 371 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,654 I told you, you shouldn't be on your phone. 372 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,531 -What the-- -[liquor bottle smashes] 373 00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,825 -What are we gonna do? -We have to call the police. 374 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:22,911 -We can't! My parents will kill me! -What the hell are you doing? 375 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,873 -What are you doing? Open the door! -[girls screaming] 376 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,499 Open the door! 377 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:28,709 Drive! Drive! 378 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,419 [tires screech] 379 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:33,964 Hey! Where do you think you're going? Where do you think you're going? 380 00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:34,965 Shit! 381 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,804 [engine sputters, fails] 382 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:41,722 Oh, come o-- 383 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,517 [Johnny] All right. 384 00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:48,812 -Take care of her. She's a classic. -Mm-hmm. 385 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,400 -Hey, where do I pick it up? -It's on the card. 386 00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:58,697 [Johnny] LaRusso? 387 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,199 No, no, no. 388 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:01,867 Hey! Hey! 389 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,705 Oh, come on. 390 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:09,124 [soft rock music plays] 391 00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,034 [indistinct chattering] 392 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,038 How you doing? Would you be interested in-- 393 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:48,956 No. 394 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,670 [indistinct chattering] 395 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:58,924 [woman] You're all set. 396 00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,801 -Have a great day. -[man 1] Thank you. 397 00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:03,595 Hi, welcome to LaRusso. 398 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,763 How can I help you? 399 00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:06,848 Hi, I just need to pick up my car. 400 00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:10,769 I'm in a bit of a hurry. 401 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,771 Oh, this came in last night? 402 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,941 It'll be a couple of weeks, but we'll call you with an estimate. 403 00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:20,320 No, my car was not supposed to come here. I want it towed to a different body shop. 404 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,446 Why? 405 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,032 We have the number one service team in the Valley. 406 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,450 We beat all prices. 407 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,910 We kick the competition. 408 00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:30,289 Yeah, I've heard it a million times. I just prefer to do my business elsewhere. 409 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,251 [man 2] And here are the watering instructions. 410 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,003 Thanks again for being returning customers. 411 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:39,089 Before you go, Mr. LaRusso wanted to thank you personally. 412 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,132 Let me go get him. 413 00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:43,677 -Can you hurry it up? I gotta go. -[woman] Hold on. 414 00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:47,055 Um, it says your car is in one of our intake lots. 415 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,766 -I'll figure out which one. -You know what? I'll come back tomorrow. 416 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,351 [woman] But, sir, I-- 417 00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,067 [Daniel] Johnny? 418 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,741 Johnny Lawrence! 419 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,868 I… I… I knew it was you! 420 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:10,412 Holy… How the hell are you? 421 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,331 -Hey, man. -[chuckles] 422 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,207 [Daniel] Oh my God, look at you. 423 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,626 You still got those golden locks, eh? 424 00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,796 God, this is crazy. How you been? 425 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,382 -Great, man. Thanks, I've been great. -That's great. 426 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:25,844 Anoush, come here! Louie, get over here! I want you to meet somebody. 427 00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:28,513 -I gotta go. -No, no, no. This is Johnny Lawrence. 428 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,932 He and I go way back. Right, buddy? 429 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,060 This guy was the toughest dude in my high school. 430 00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:35,437 When I first moved here from Jersey, he and I… 431 00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:37,564 we got into a little bit. 432 00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:39,900 This guy really had it in for me. 433 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,069 Well, you did move in on my girl. 434 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:46,156 Well, she actually wasn't really your girl anymore, was she? 435 00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:48,408 I mean… 436 00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:51,328 Ah, all right. That's all water under the bridge. 437 00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:54,164 Wait. Is this the karate guy, the guy from the tournament? 438 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:56,208 Oh, this is the guy whose ass you kicked. 439 00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:58,710 [Daniel] Uh, listen, it was a really close match. 440 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,545 But if you wanna get technical... 441 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:01,797 I kicked his face. 442 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,591 -[Daniel, Louie laughing] -I'm just busting your chops. 443 00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:06,259 It was an illegal kick. 444 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:09,221 Oh, illegal? Really? Come on. What about that elbow to my knee? 445 00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:10,972 Yeah, I got a warning. You got the win. 446 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:13,642 Whoa, whoa, whoa! No fighting in the showroom, guys. 447 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:15,394 [Daniel] Come on. All right, back to work. 448 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,312 -Nice meeting you. -Let's go. Get back to work. 449 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,772 Enough reminiscing, right? 450 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:21,566 So, what brings you in? You're looking for a new a ride? 451 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:24,444 He wants his car towed to a different body shop. 452 00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:26,863 Oh no, Johnny. We got the best prices in town. 453 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,908 That crook at Cole's on Van Nuys, he'll try to screw you over. 454 00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:31,326 Shelia, let me see the estimate. 455 00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:33,453 A Pontiac? 456 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:36,415 -Firebird? -Yeah. 457 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,751 Wow, someone did a real number on this thing. 458 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,045 Maybe it's time for an upgrade. Why don't we walk the lot? 459 00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,964 I'll give you a deal on a certified pre-owned-- 460 00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:45,173 I just want my car. 461 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:49,469 All right, all right. You got it, all right? 462 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,972 Let me see how low I can get this repair. 463 00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:55,058 Friends and family… my own personal code. 464 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:57,894 [sighs] 465 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,730 You know what? It's on the house. 466 00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:03,733 -No way. I don't need your charity. -No, you'd be doing me a favor. 467 00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,777 Our guys aren't used to working on a car like this. 468 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,988 They could use the practice. You could use the repairs. 469 00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:09,781 -This is a win-win. -I said I'll handle it. 470 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,366 All right. 471 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:14,035 OK, but it's... 472 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,621 John, it's gonna cost more than the car is worth. 473 00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:22,752 Listen, don't worry about it. It's my pleasure, all right? 474 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:25,755 -All right. -OK? Just hang here a second. 475 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:27,549 I got something for you. One minute. 476 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,134 Fuck. 477 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,679 -Hey, Dad! -[Daniel] Look who's here. 478 00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:36,850 -[screaming] -What are you doing? Open the door! 479 00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:40,937 -I'm good. -You gotta be kidding me. 480 00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,939 Of course. Go ahead. In the office. 481 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,232 -[girl] See you later. -OK. 482 00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:46,193 Hey, Johnny, wait up! 483 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,361 Johnny! Wait up. 484 00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:54,701 Every customer gets one. 485 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,119 Come on. 486 00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:00,916 And, hey, look, I don't blame you for what happened back in the day. 487 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,835 All right, I know that wasn't you. It was Cobra Kai. 488 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:06,046 We're all better off without it, am I right? 489 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,382 Take care of yourself, and I'll call you when the car's ready, OK? 490 00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:11,343 This is crazy! You look… You look.. 491 00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:12,802 It's good to see you, man. 492 00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:34,491 [pot shatters] 493 00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:36,826 [tense music plays] 494 00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:42,332 Are you sure you're ready? 495 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,335 'Cause once you go down this path, there's no turning back. 496 00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:47,837 -You're gonna be my karate teacher? -No. 497 00:25:50,423 --> 00:25:51,716 I'm gonna be your sensei. 498 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,599 I'm gonna teach you the style of karate that was taught to me, 499 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:03,311 a method of fighting your pussy generation desperately needs. 500 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,939 -[man] Good luck. It's all yours. -All right. 501 00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:13,863 I'm not just gonna teach you how to conquer your fears. 502 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:17,033 I'm gonna teach you how to awaken the snake within you. 503 00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:19,452 And once you do that, 504 00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:21,454 you'll be the one who's feared. 505 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:29,629 You'll build strength. 506 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,508 You'll learn discipline. 507 00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:37,846 And when the time is right, 508 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,308 you'll strike back. 509 00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:50,400 [rock music plays]